I believe that I found my issue.

For some reason I decided to check my compression again, I was reading about 15psi. At first I thought the tester was bad so I tried it on another car of mine and realized that the tester was in fact working properly.

I pulled the valve cover off and see a 3/8 thick film of the nastiest oil ever. It was so bad that I couldn't find the head bolts with out scrapping the film off. I believe that this oil is preventing the valves from closing, thus causing no compression and not being able to run.

Turns out that I have a 6 bolt 4g64 so I'll fix it.