Quote Originally Posted by camoit View Post
So was this chick 3 foot tall,l no teeth and a flat head to set your beer on. If so she is the perfect woman.
Beg to differ -- "perfect woman" has no FRONT teeth. Of course, I'm more "old-school", where the "perfect" woman is a deaf-and-dumb nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.

I busted my tractor last week, jumping a stump and crushing the hydraulic filter, housing and all. Nothing to plow with, and on cue, it starts snowing.

You California guys don't know what real life is like.