Okay....this is just stupid weird

[camoit]

Simple, don't fix up your truck to much or some other MM owner will trade trucks with you while your picking up a 6 pack.

1:battery disconnect switch and longer battery cables.
2: replace the column lock.
3: More insurance.
4: I know I know.. We all get together and play key Lotto.
We toss our keys into a pot and pick a new one. What ever truck it starts is the one you keep.

_{DISCLAIMER:
Odds of winning 3 to 1 increase by a factor of 5 every year by manufacture date. So if you have a 1979 truck your chances of loosing are increased by 165%}